Showing posts with label winehouse (not amy). Show all posts
Showing posts with label winehouse (not amy). Show all posts

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Color Fool



Coming into my son's room the other day, I happened across this art object, on his bed. It made my heart sing(k). I reproduce it above, for you, dear reader, in an act of lyrical out-reaching.

Much love,
B.D.P.

PS: In other news, I am greatly looking forward to the immanent-critical visit of my cousin, Dieter B' Dolla, one of the world's four most gayngsta rappers. We will be collaborating on a nude song, provisionally entitled 'Stick it to the man comma man (Art Matters)'.

Friday, 3 April 2009

the sun, a yellow dwarf



note: this post is intended to be sung in my deep and sexually arousing voice, whilst in the wine cellar of king's co(l)le(rid)ge.

(i) see the sun sinking like a ship (that i need to right), like i right foundering dissertations - though of course the sun is not as important as the merest passing fancy that flits through the mind of man.

hey gal, let's make hay-gel when the sun shines (one of those passing fancies which are more important than the sun). [hay-gel: putting a paste of straw mixed with dung in your hair to keep your hair out of your eyes, and make you smell attractive (to country folk).]

sun-beating love,
beater

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ps: the aroma of those truffles is really penetrating, but i am still not convinced that food is an aesthetic ex-pier-ee-ence. oh damn. i (w)rote that already. wine fuzzes mybrain.

wine de day; or, whine of de de



i direct your attention to: 'Particular roles: Wine Steward'. pretentious? soi? certainly not: art matters more when i'm drunk, and nothing matters more than that. let me tell you a little mo(o)re about this roll/role and what it entails: the cod-ledges of boxford university, among which memphis is no exception, are renowned for their extensive cellarage and celery. that's what the whine wracks are made out of: structural(ist) celery. that's what makes the glass green. the celery is used for its 'weeping' properties; kept damp and dripping, so that the glass of the wine bottles is infused with its green.

drunkenly,
slurrer.

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